The blog title has been changed on medical advice
Thursday, April 20, 2017
A failed citizenship application to Australia in five years time
"Kiss the flag."
"Kiss the?"
"KISS IT!"
[kisses flag]
"NO! On the Union Jack!"
"Sorry."
"Here is your return ticket home."
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/speak-english-respect-our-values-malcolm-turnbulls-next-citizenship-crackdown-20170419-gvnq0y.html
Or alternately, if you fail to express the sort of love in this song by country punk act Sydney City Trash...
There's a nation they call Down Under
But I to me, it's on top of the world
But I love this nation so goddamn much
I'd marry it if it were a girl
And when you talk about this nation I love
Well it cuts me deep inside
Coz I seriously love
I mean actually love
Well I'm just so filled with Aussie pride....
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