Thursday, April 20, 2017

A failed citizenship application to Australia in five years time

"Kiss the flag."

"Kiss the?"


[kisses flag]

"NO! On the Union Jack!"


"Here is your return ticket home."

Or alternately, if you fail to express the sort of love in this song by country punk act Sydney City Trash...

There's a nation they call Down Under
But I to me, it's on top of the world
But I love this nation so goddamn much
I'd marry it if it were a girl
And when you talk about this nation I love
Well it cuts me deep inside
Coz I seriously love
I mean actually love
Well I'm just so filled with Aussie pride....

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