I have not posted for some time. Far from slacking, I have been working furiously on my greatest artistic work, the creation of which my whole life has been working towards. The jewel in my creative cultural life, everything I have every wanted to say, every emotion I have ever felt moved to express, is in these lines.
Here, finally, I present it for the viewing of the general public.
I KILL YOU NOW FUCK OFF AND GET ME A DRINK
I kill you
Because you are a bastard
And you deserve to die
Because you are a fucking arsehole
I will kill you again
What do you mean I can only kill you once?
Why are you talking, you are dead!
Now fuck off and get me a drink
I await my Nobel Prize.