Thursday, October 01, 2009

Who’s really waging the war on drugs?

In my last post I highlighted my good friend Conehead the Barbiturate’s serious drug problem. Which, as Conehead has always maintained, is his dealer.

Well, it seems his experience is not unique.

The following, from entitled “My dealer — my anti-drug”, is so perfect an account of Conehead’s Man as to raise serious questions about the possibility Yankee potheads spying on innocent Sydneysiders.

“Darryl, if I come over and give you money for weed, are you gonna shot at my car?”. It is possible all drug dealers in the world are in fact cleverly placed state narcotics agents working quietly at the grassroots to disprove the commonly-held belief that the “war on drugs” has been a total failure.

1 comment:

  1. conehead the barbiturate20 November 2009 at 18:37

    Cooking with Conehead

    ½kg self raising flour
    125g cocoa
    ¾kg sugar
    ½kg butter
    ½oz Indian hemp [important for flavour]
    3 cups water
    4 eggs

    1. mix flour, sugar & cocoa
    2. chop up hemp
    3. melt butter
    4. cook hemp in butter on low heat till butter goes green
    5. mix hemp and butter with flour, sugar & cocoa [HINT: do not strain hemp out of butter. to so detracts from the subtle flavour]
    6. add eggs
    7. mix some more
    8. stick in greased baking tin and put in oven at 180°C for an hour.
    9. use bamboo skewer to see if its ready. if nothing sticks to skewer take out of oven.
    10. if stuff does stick to skewer, take it out of oven anyway because you can't be fucked waiting to see how its turned out.
    11. panic when liquiddy uncooked stuff in the middle starts pouring out every where. Try and get all the uncooked stuff back in baking tin and stick it back in oven.
    12. In the process of following step 11, eat lots more than you were planning to as you stop bits of it falling on the floor.