tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post7606666157668318709..comments2024-03-06T06:07:36.191+11:00Comments on An alcoholic's guide to modern life: The best fucking poem fucking ever fucking written by fucking anyoneCarlo Sandshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12947602891142664168noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-35935057635162815562017-11-29T04:00:44.720+11:002017-11-29T04:00:44.720+11:00it said train didn't it?it said train didn't it?nobodynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-82978342291169590422014-12-18T17:52:57.403+11:002014-12-18T17:52:57.403+11:00This post is really informative to all kind of peo...<br />This post is really informative to all kind of people. I am very happy to see the post. I will request you to give more information about this. I have gotten many knowladable speech form here. I have also website where you can get some knowledge which may be for your welfare. Visit here…..<br /><a href="http://i2friendship.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"> poem </a> <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780514259486650076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-66272118731219794042011-12-16T02:46:54.069+11:002011-12-16T02:46:54.069+11:00people are too close together on the plane it'...people are too close together on the plane it's just not rightwindyhoudininoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-6764229083098404432011-02-26T09:49:03.058+11:002011-02-26T09:49:03.058+11:00AHHHHHHHH! Now they've started making annoucem...AHHHHHHHH! Now they've started making annoucements "Passengers are reminded that smoking is not allowed!"<br /><br />Like the just want to rub it in! I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED!Conehead againnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-64463078251246763542011-02-26T09:40:28.899+11:002011-02-26T09:40:28.899+11:00The fucking plane is fucking late
You fucking wait...The fucking plane is fucking late<br />You fucking wait & fucking wait<br /><br />The worst thing is having already gone through passport control I CAN'T SMOKE HAVE A FUCKING CIGARETTE<br /><br />To tell the truth, I'm not really down with this passport control shit<br /><br />That's my impression of travelling. Like its fun & all that, except for the fucking passport control. And all that security shit where you have to put all your stuff like keys & money in trays and it goes through an x-ray & then because something goes beep they make you go somewhere else to get felt up or your bag rifled or whatever & you think I might need that money & keys & shit that sitting over their in a fucking tray where any fucker could grab it.<br /><br />Then you go through, the planes delayed, so you have to wait WITHOUT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!<br /><br />Which leads to another question: as you, Carlo, observed in your gritty realist Western Sydney drama the thing you do if a bus or train is late & you want to make it come, what do you do? YOU LIGHT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!<br /><br />So how can I make the plane not be any later when I can't light cigarette because I've been through fucking passport control.<br /><br />Whoever made up this airport procedure thing obviously hadn't thought things through. The stupid fucker.<br /><br />PS. wonder what all those comments in Chinese mean. Like why did 莊雅和莊雅和莊雅和 say practice what you preach?conehead the barbituratenoreply@blogger.com